no a catty comment me would have been, "You Human feed me, pet me, let me shed all over you."

As the joke goes.

Two dogs are sitting there one day talking and one says to the other, "You know, these humans, they feed us, keep us warm, take us for walks. They truly must be gods."
Two cats are sitting there one day talking and one says to the other, "You know, these humans, they feed us, keep us warm, change our litter. We truly must be gods."

Now that is catty. *THHPT*